I put up with a lot of shit in my life: losing teams, no healthcare, angry commenters — a lot of shit. But something I will never put up with are Cowboys fans. Just listen to this old-ass, bum-ass, hatin-ass, Big D-bag calling out internet legend eatdatpussy445. Where the fuck does this cat get the nerve? Like the Eagles didn’t sweep the Cowboys this year. Like the Cowboys didn’t come in third in the division this year. Like eatdatpussy445 isn’t a fat hero genius for children everywhere. Blasting “Hail Mary” doesn’t make you tough or your argument valid. All sports haters with shitty teams always take a trip in the wayback machine to feel better about themselves. Shoot eagles? You’re a fucking lame, bro.
His lips are two-tone, though.
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