Dez Bryant Keeping It Classy By Getting Locked Up For Slapping The Shit Out Of His MOTHER

Police say Dez Bryant assaulted his mother by slapping her across the face and pulling her hair. Angela Bryant did not need to be taken to the hospital, but she did tell police she had pain and swelling as a result of the injuries. Dez has been booked on Class A family violence charge. Since it’s his first official arrest — and not a felony — it’s unclear if a suspension is looming. Dez’s mother became a hot topic around the 2010 draft when Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland asked the talented prospect if his mother was a prostitute. She also spent 18 months in jail during Dez’s childhood for selling crack cocaine.