The Reese Witherspoon Arrest Video Is Everything You’d Hope It Would Be

This, via TMZ, is absolutely everything you would hope it would be. A belligerent, pompous movie star mouthing off to a backwoods-sounding police officer, resulting in her being put in cuffs. You couldn’t script this any better if you tried. The highlight, without question, was this exchange…

Reese: “Do you know my name sir?”
Officer: “Don’t need to know.”
Reese “You don’t NEED to know my name?”
Officer: “Not quite yet.”
Reese: “YOU’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHO I AM!”