Sunday, March 16, 2014
30 Reasons Why Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Is The New Chuck Norris
VIA: SPORTS • JULIAN SONNY • MAR 11, 2014 - 10:09AM
Seriously… Who doesn’t love Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson? He’s been my hero since I was nine — when I witnessed him kicking Shane McMahon’s ass, live — and has been an inspiration for my daily life ever since.
He’s almost a perfect role model who preaches the three most important things in life: hard work, dedication and talking as much sh*t as humanly possible — not to mention walking the walk to back it up. As children, that’s exactly what we all need to learn.
Over time, The Rock never faded into obscurity but transcended his success to other areas like movies and Instagram. He’s continued to build his legacy as one of the most motivational figures of our generation and if his message doesn’t speak to you, then clearly you’ll be working at Starbucks for the rest of your life.
If The Rock could start out with just some change and a dream, then you should be do something with your life, too. One of his most famous quotes will get you going wherever you are in life right now:
“In 1995 I had $7 bucks in my pocket and knew two things: I’m broke as hell and one day I won’t be.”
Furthermore, he would absolutely kick Chuck Norris’ ass. Yeah I said it — fuck Chuck Norris.
He hasn’t been able to fit through a door frame since he was 15.
His eyebrow can curl more than you…
…And his back is comparable to a small continent.
He makes Mark Wahlberg look like a fourth grader.
He certainly considers himself good company.
He’s your favorite rapper’s bodyguard…
…And even Diddy calls The Rock “Diddy.”
LeBron James wants to be The Rock.
He’s lifted every damn weight in every damn gym in America.
His traps have traps.
He was once mistaken for a mountain on the Discovery Channel.
His “cheat day” looks like your birthday.
Chuck Norris could never take this challenge down!
The Rock low-key knows where the Malaysian plane is.
He’s the only person in the world to own physical copies of Bitcoin.
He knew Osama Bin Laden was dead…
…Because he was the one who killed him.
He’s literally the new Hercules…
…And has mind control over fat people.
The Rock doesn’t sleep; he takes naps on different women.
He can show up riding around on this and still steal your chick.
Then again, he only flies private.
Missing from this picture: your chick.
But even The Rock is human!
Who else takes selfies with fans like this?
He once was a child, too (that’s him and his dad).
Then he became a man…
…And we all know real men love their mamas!
They also look like this when they check into the hospital.
At the end of the day, he ain’t really worried about nothin’!
Bonus: Who else can take Cristiano Ronaldo’s girl?
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