The World's Best Goody Bag: Academy Awards Nominees To Take Home $85,000 Worth Of Gifts Including Sex Drive Enhancement And A $15,000 Trip To Japan

VIA: There can only be one winner in each category at tonight’s Academy Awards ceremony, but the losers won’t go home empty-handed thanks to the annual gift bag. There’s nothing quite like $85,000 worth of gifts to salve the wound of an Oscars snub: that’s the cost of this year’s bag, almost double the value of last year’s swag.


1. DrainWig plug that prevents hair clogging the drain – $6.49
2. Fabric wrap from European company Wrag Wrap – $15
3. Organic pet shampoo from Simon’s Happy Pet – $15
4. Six-pack of Naked Luxury condoms – $20
5. Three-in-one dry-cleaning bags from Green Garmento – $23
6. Bluetooth camera shutter remote for Apple products from HISY – $24.99
7. AVIV 613 Vodka – $30
8. Herbal tea-based lollipops from Dosha Pops – $35
9. Hydroxycut weight loss gummies, protein bars, and shakes – $38.96
10. ‘Honey’ made from organic apples from Bee Free Honee – $39
11. Tea from Blossom Blends – $49.95
12. ‘Loaded: The Story of a Ghost’ graphic novel – $49.95
13. A DVD advertising cash off the services of aspiring film maker Charles Van Loucks – $50
14. Dinnerware from Slimware – $59
15. Cannonball Wines – $60
16. Caramels and sweets from Betty Jane Candies – $69.75
17. Candles that double as perfume and warm massage oil from Objects with Purpose – $70
18. Horse shampoo and conditioner made for human hair from Mane ‘N Tail – $95.35
19. Beauty products from M3K Beauty – $100
20. Organic makeup products by Diane Capt – $105
21. Activity tracker from Polar Loop – $109.95
22. Go Pro hair dryer from Coolway – $120
23. Two Mace pepper guns – $120
24. Accessories from CherryT Knit & Co. $158
25. Hookahzz E-Cigarettes and E-Liquids – $162
26. Shellfish knife set – $185
27. Leather iPhone 5 case from Vetvik – $230
28. Leather purse from Jitseu. A $279
29. Portable camera and app from Narrative Clip – $279
30. Organic maple syrup from Rouge Maple – $280
31. Swiss-made Slow Watch – $290
32. Organic skin, body, and hair products from Acure – $300
33. Jan Lewis bangle bracelet made from wood shapes – $400
34. House call with acupuncturist and nutritionist Heather Lounsbury – $500
35. Lifetime membership to a meditation gym from Headspace.com – $500
36. Tickets to all-kid pro Cirque troupe, Le Petit Cirque – $575
37. Max Martin luxury shoes – $750
38. 10 personal training sessions with Huntley Drive Fitness – $850
39. Supplies from Epic Pet Health – $1,571.98
40. Five-night stay at the Koloa Landing Resort in Hawaii – $2,000
41. Home spa system from Steamist – $2560
42. ‘O-Shot’ procedure to help a woman’s sex drive – $2,700
43. Resort stay at the Imanta’s Ocean Casa suite in Mexico – $3,300
44. Water filtration system from Krystal Klear Water – $4895
45. Artworks from Gizara – $5,000
46. 10,000 meal donations from Ellen DeGeneres’ Halo Spot’s Stew pet food to a shelter of the nominee’s choice – $6,100
47. Two-day Rocky Mountaineer train excursion from Vancouver to Alberta in the Canadian Rockies – $6,850
48. Trip to Las Vegas including tickets to shows, backstage passes to meet Meatloaf and Boyz II Men and two nights at the Riviera Penthouse Suite – $9,000
49. Walking tour around Japan from Walk Japan – $15,000